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Saturday, May 2, 2009 @ 9:40 AM
Hey guys, thought this would fit our blogskin theme very much...

Funny truths about life in small small Singapore ....
1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on

2.. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep

3. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke

4. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)

5. Smell of rubbish beside letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox

6. Private Cars - Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy, More expensive & More expensive to Maintain

7. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More

8. High-tech barbaric singaporeans - know how to use state-of-the art equipment, but dunno
how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet

9. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit Card, CPF .... but no
Cash and lots of loans

10. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese

11. Singaporean never like to vote, but like to complain

12. Half Singaporeans rushed to buy Hello Kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats

13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghosts


.JY.